Exhausted

I'm pretty exhausted this whole week. Due to my sudden realization that i'm actually not a pretty/hot young thing anymore and needed extra effort (exercise) to keep myself off excess weight, i've been working out obsessively with hula hoops and breeze walking every day. What is it with age and metabolism? It's a farking conspiracy i tell you.

Shopping isn't therapeutic anymore when you can't fit in 90% of the clothes you tried on. It's becoming depressing. Is it me or is the women in Malaysia shrinking in size? I barely spotted anyone not looking like Taiwanese dolls.

After a truckload of clothes i tried on. Only this fit.



Regret didn't get the skirt... i swear i look slimmer than this


Well, i'm feeling slimmer and my skin is clearer already (i think i'm hallucinating, i need oxygen). I hope i can keep up with this new healthy lifestyle.

But no fear. I'm still keen on the boutique-for-larger-size-women-with-mural-that-makes-fun-of-skinny-bitches idea.
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Hostmonster is doing an upgrade... without informing users. It's so annoying. Mr. Bf woke me up yesterday morning and freaked me out. My travel and food blog is inaccessible. Even today it's still not up yet.

And here i was thinking of getting a new domain for this personal blog. I was gonna use park it under Hostmonster.

Thinking twice.

My Future Boutique

If i have the money i would open a spanking new boutique. But mind you, it would not be like any other boutiques in town. It would be something special. It would be the talk of town. It would be breaking news. Even more of a news than the embarrassing politics in Malaysia.

My boutique will sell gorgeous and sexy apparels for larger size women. By larger size women i am referring to UK sizes 10 and above. There will also be beautiful clothes for women that is well endowed and with bigger bust sizes. But that is not what makes my boutique different from the rest.

What makes it so different is that my boutique will have place cards and cartoons murals on the walls. The cartoons will be making a parody out of skinny people. Yes, my boutique will pay homage to the real women and make fun of Victoria Beckham clones. (I am saying this because i am jealous of skinny bitches... just so you skinny bitches won't flame me.)

Damn i am so original.

Fugly is Gorgeous

In my perfect world, everyone wears uniforms. The same type of uniforms. No matter to school, to work or at home... anywhere. No. Scratch that.

In my perfect world, everyone wears fugly uniforms (coz even skinny bitches can look good in a uniform). So now, everyone is equally fugly in fugly uniform. That'll stop the comparison. That'll make me feel less inferior and less fugly.

Yeah, hail to fugly uniforms.

To Be a Medical Assistant

As a kid in primary school, i recall that my class teacher asked us to complete our personal details card each year before the start of our new season. One of the columns that were compulsory to fill was the column titled 'ambition'.

We were supposed to list down 3 occupations that we wanted to hold in the future. I remember most of us would have similar occupation written on the card. Lawyer, teacher, and doctor. All these 3 occupation was and is still highly regarded.

Back then i had no idea what a medical assistant is. I thought they are the people who only stand at the side during a surgery, handing scalpel or needles to the surgeons. I was wrong. Actually being a medical assistant is a challenging job just as important as being a doctor. Medical assistant helps medical practitioner handles administrative works and clinical task for a smooth running medical office. Without them, the doctors would have their hands full. You see, their jobs are just as tough and rewarding as an actual medical practitioner.

Now, i have no qualms if in the future my kids tells me that they want to be a medical assistant. I would find the best medical assistant school for them and hope they excel.

Selamat Hari Raya Puasa!

Why Chinese New Year songs can't be as melodious and catchy as Raya songs?

I love Malaysia!

Happy holidays!

Selamat Hari Raya Aidilfitri Maaf Zahir dan Batin!

Questions About Birds Droppings

I have never seen so many black crows in my entire life. It's creepy. It's like invasion of the crows or something. God there are so many crows on the trees, i got the feeling that they were sending a message to us humans. Like a warning that they will over populate us soon.

A shot of rifle sent the massive flock of crows scattering into the night sky, towards the food court like it was time for a grand feast. In an instant the floor was canopied with white-ish stain with a hint of olive green. Crow droppings everywhere. O.o





While i was lucky enough to have dodged the poo bombing, Mr. Bf did not. I suspect it is because i have Shaolin blood in my veins. You won't believe it if i told you i can crouch like a tiger and hide like a dragon right? But i do. I can even dodge bullets so birds droppings are easy peasy... erm maybe not but i can laugh like a hyena.

I tried hard to stifle my hyena laugh when i saw Mr. Bf's toes drenched in crow shit. *muahahaha!

At times like this, few questions crept into my mind.

How can birds poo while they are flying? I would like to learn so i won't suffer from constipation ever again.

Why do birds poo while they are flying? A sick fetish maybe.

Why do bird droppings never fail at aiming at human? To pay revenge to human kind maybe.

Does laughing at your partner's unfortunate luck for getting birds droppings on their toes kills the relationship? I hope not.

Quality Batting Gloves

There are few things in this world that i find innocently adorable. Just to name a few, i find it heart warming when i see small boys wearing tuxedos, puppies cuddling up to sleep and kids wearing baseball gloves. There is something really sweet when i see those tiny hands trying to fit into batting gloves. I hope i don't sound like a psychopath spying on kids. Haha.

Anyway, i know that it's pretty essential to find the right fit of gloves to excel in a game. It's all about comfortableness, grip, shock absorption and performance when hitting a ball. There's nothing that'll cheer a kid up than a cool gloves that he could show off to his friends.

Kidsportsinc.com has all the baseball equipment a kid will ever need. The items sold are of top notch quality suitable for training kids ages 6 and above. Besides baseball items like gloves and bats, they also offer all types of equipments for other sports such as soccer and basketball. It's hard to argue when they are offering the brands like the Franklin Sports (official batting glove of Major League Baseball).

If i have a kids, i'll definitely check out the website. My kid will love it as much as i do!